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Joke of the Day

"How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? No one knows. When the light turns on they scatter."

"Five emos in a room A study has shown that if you put five emos in a room, one of them will eventually kill himself because he wont have a corner to cry in."

"I've yet to be intimidated by a fancy wine list thanks to my vast knowledge of fine wines and my eeny, meeny, miny, moe system."

"What do women and computers have in common? You only learn to appreciate them when they go down on you for the first time."

"I am terrible at English... But I love meth. **Note: As far as I know my brother came up with this joke and I can't find it on the internet so.**"

"How are a sword maker and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air alike? They're both black smiths"

"Theravada Monks purge all their earthly possessions to express their faith and pursue spiritual stillness of mind. I did it because fleas."

"What is the difference between a wife and a mistress? About 20kg."

"I hate colored pencils. I'd rather dye than use them."

"I just sold all my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay Imagine all the PayPal"