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Joke of the Day

"Is that a cop behind me? No, just a car with a bike rack. Or maybe it's an undercover cop with a bike rack? -Weed"

"Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside? Because it was Frigid"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss"

"How many gay guys can you fit on a stool? 4 if you flip it upside down."

"My work email inbox has grown so wild and unruly that everytime I open it, it plays its own 70s porn theme."

"I finally went to a therapist... ...and all that pervert did was ask me what I thought of a bunch of dirty pictures some guy named Rorschach painted."

"I just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."

"Eating noodles while studying for a test? That's so Ramen."

"Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top? The tube top was strapless."

"How do you find a vegan at your dinner party? Don't worry, they'll tell you."