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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss"
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"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She Gagged."
"What's the worst part about being a prostitute? The customer always comes first."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic bank robber? He ran into the bank and shouted, ""Air in the hands motherstickers, this is a fuck up!!!"""
"What do you call bears with no ears? B"
"""Ramen"". - Scooby Doo, finishing a prayer"
"What's the difference between oooh and ahh? 3 inches"
"Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn.... We have bananis...... And avocadi"
"Don't tell me you love weddings, you love open bars."
"What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee? ""Life's a bee-itch and then you die."""