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Joke of the Day

"I just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."

"Marvel at this joke. What do you call an Asgardian instrument specialist with an attitude problem? A Thor Luthier."

"Give a woman a compliment and you'll eat for a day. Force a woman to fish for compliments and she'll feed someone else."

"What's better than two roses on your paino? Tulips on your organ."

"Why did the Chemist give up a singing career? He could not hit any of the ketones."

"How do we know God likes condoms? Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure"

"Why do penguins have skinny penises because they only have flippers"

"I will ride you like a helicopter. Totally out of control."

"Man marries deaf girl He writes ""we must work out a code: If I want sex I'll stroke ur left breast-U reply by pulling my penis ONCE for YES OR 62 times for NO!"

"Do you know the difference between lunch and a blowjob? You don't??? We should have lunch sometime!"