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Joke of the Day
"How do you find a vegan at your dinner party? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
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"Sent a tweet with a typo. Deleted it and now I'm gonna be bummed about until mid June."
"DIVORCE & CIRCUMCISION Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck."
"Deja Moo When you are sure you have heard this bullshit before."
"My friend was arrested after carving equations into blocks of quartz He was charged with manufacture of crystal math"
"When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish."
"What do you call five black cars that all crash into each other? A three car pile-up."
"KID: Why's the sky blue DAD: It's sad MOM: Light refraction DAD: ... MOM: ... DAD: (*mumbling*) light refraction"
"So, my lesbian friend asked how I view lesbian relationships. In Hd was not the correct answer."
"What did the creationist student say when asked why he didn't have his homework on natural selection? My dogma ate it."