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Joke of the Day
"Why can't horses fix merry go rounds? They'd be terrified"
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"I came here to write jokes and waste your time But I'm out of jokes, so I'll just waste your time"
"Pakistan army will never try to win the war against India, someone told them winner has to speak English on live television."
"Motivating words are harder with autocorrect... - Archive your dreams. - Be excrement to each other. - Nottingham is impossible. - The only thing standing in your way is autocorrect."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 is a six offender."
"What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!"
"I am like an electron.... My wife can only make guesses at my precise location by means of a probability function"
"black ice I rode a bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."
"Did you hear about the rivalry between the ice cream shops in Texas and Mexico? It was the Battle of the A'la Mode."
"Teach a man to fish and feed him for a day. Shoot him in the face and never have to deal with that whiny douchebag again."