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Joke of the Day

"Pakistan army will never try to win the war against India, someone told them winner has to speak English on live television."

"Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!"

"A blind woman once told me.. A blind woman once told me I had a nice girth on my cock. But I think she was just pulling my leg."

"What did the Indian guy say to his mother before he left for his nearest city? ""Mumbai"""

"[NSFW] I always create female characters in third person shooter games Because if I am spending hours looking at someone else's back that should be a female."

"I only want to make enough money so that I don't ever have to know how anything works"

"Thank God I still have 20 days to achieve my goal of ""going to the gym in 2013."""

"One thing won't change for Jared Fogle while in prison He will still be eating 6"" to 12"" daily."

"Have you seen the movie Constipated? That's because it hasn't come out yet."

"What does an identity thief look like? A mirror."