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Joke of the Day

"black ice I rode a bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."

"Blonde joke of the day Q: What is the difference between a blonde, and a rooster? A: A rooster says cockadooledoooo, a blonde says, anycockwill"

"What's green with a brown tip? The cucumbers in Elton John's fridge."

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. 'Murica"

"How can you tell if your sperm count is high? Your partner has to chew before they swallow."

"This subreddit has terrible puns on pretty much every subject. In particular, it has puns about the Scottish."

"What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely dear he looks good enough to eat!'"

"Raising awareness: Pinatas create unhealthy expectations of levitating rainbow donkeys."

"I fell off a 40 foot ladder Luckily it was the first step"

"My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesised a new protein chain."