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Joke of the Day

"black ice I rode a bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."

"Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you."

"Nothing makes you like a fat pig more than answering the waitress with hand signals while stuff yur face. ""so how is everything?"""

"It's never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she's on a whole other level."

"My daughter complained we were out of snacks so I lifted the couch cushions."

"Schrodinger's Cat recently went on a crime spree He's wanted dead and alive"

"What does a Jewish man get when he runs into a wall with an erection? a broken nose."

"What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine's day."

"Did you hear about the two deaf men who walked into a bar? Neither did they."

"It turns out no one likes ""the real me"" and they have asked the priest to reverse my exorcism."