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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man? Park in it, of course."

"I wish there was a way to keep in touch with dogs I meet outside of grocery stores."

"If you're American when you go into the bathroom... ...and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European"

"What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones? Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes."

"Air Bud seems like a great movie, until you realize some poor kid was cut from the team to make room on the roster for a golden retriever"

"How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes? He gets her Dawn."

"To all the Republicans who might be mad if Trump loses... remember.... Hiter wasn't elected either! jk Trump2016!"

"How come men don't watch women's ice hockey? No man can handle that many periods."

"What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula."

"i could miss 4 days of school in a row in HS and have all A's and you zone out for 38 seconds in college and ur grade goes from a B to a G"