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Joke of the Day
"What device can make prostitution legal? A camera."
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"I'm not sexist... being sexist is wrong and being wrong is for women."
"""Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation!"" -Dolphin realtor"
"I raped a blind woman the other day. She didn't see me coming."
"*wife wonders where I am in the store* *hears glass shatter* *knows where I am*"
"Went to Syria last month.. Had a blast."
"What did Jose name his son? Hose B"
"I went to the doctor recently.. * Doctor: Do you play any sports? * Me: Does sex count? * Doctor: Yes * Me: Then no."
"An old woman and pizza delivery are a lot alike... They both ""come"" with a crust filled box."
"No thanks, Winter Olympics. If I wanted to see a bunch of white people playing in the snow, I'd hop on over to Facebook."