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Joke of the Day

"An old woman and pizza delivery are a lot alike... They both ""come"" with a crust filled box."

"I know what a bird can do that you can't. Whistle through its pecker."

"Are you spectacularly unfunny? But have heard the way funny people talk? Ever considered a career in morning radio?"

"The Notebook (2004) A stranger harasses a nursing home resident with stories about people she doesn't know (PG-13 2hr 3min)"

"Donut that is out of this world!!! What do you call a donut that is out of this world? -----Astronaut-----"

"A guy sees his dad has a black eye - Hey, Dad. Why do you have a black eye? - You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!"

"I don't blame people for not wanting Merrick Garland in the Supreme Court I would be scared too if I had to work with the Incredible Hulk in his later years."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with Cheese"

"Do you realize that if real women had the same proportions as Barbie they'd be only 11.5 inches tall?"

"What do Dothraki use to count their horses? A Khalculator"