98303

Joke of the Day

"An old woman and pizza delivery are a lot alike... They both ""come"" with a crust filled box."

"Where did little Sarah go after the bombings? Everywhere"

"Replace someone's MRI with a dancing skeleton gif once, and you'll never be asked to deliver bad news again."

"College spelled backwards is ""egelloc""... ...which makes no sense just like everything i've learnt in college"

"The only reason why i am fat is because a tiny body could not store all this huge personality."

"STOP TEXTING ME. IF I EVER PLANNED ON TALKING TO YOU AGAIN I WOULDN'T HAVE BORROWED ALL THAT MONEY."

"How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women? Shaven, not furred"

"Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager? Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7."

"One good thing about Hilary as president. One good thing about having Hilary as president is that we wouldn't have to pay her as much."

"How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert? You get this: ===D==8="