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Joke of the Day
"What did Jose name his son? Hose B"
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"Man walks into a bar... ...with a piece of tarmac under his arm, says to the barman 'give us a pint and one for the road...'"
"My neighbour is on his front porch wearing a Halloween mask and oven mitts while trying to remove a wasps nest. This should be interesting."
"My Life get it, cause my life is a joke! *badum tisss*"
"*drinking water without ice* This must be what it feels like to be in prison."
"If an angel statue is removed from a fountain... ...would that make it a sans seraph font?"
"Why can't americans play LoL? They can't guard their towers."
"""Welcome to another meeting of Horse Club. Let's try to actually get something done today. All in favor?"" Crowd: ""NEIGH!"" ""Jesus Christ."""
"When playing golf my wife got stung by a bee between the first and second hole I told her that her stance was too wide"
"Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, Water gets chuck norrised"