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Joke of the Day
"I'm not sexist... being sexist is wrong and being wrong is for women."
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"English teacher asks me, ""What's an example of pleonasm? ""Troublesome Woman"""
"A priest walks into a bar.. He looks around and leaves disappointed. Everyone is over 18."
"Haegel, Nietzsche and Aristotle walk into a bar... Why?"
"John Cena would be a great voice actor because we can't see him"
"How could Donald Trump support Mitt Romney? Didn't he know Romney was made in Mexico?"
"What's the best thing about a blowjob? The five minutes of peace and quiet"
"Why do pirates like birthday parties? Doubloons."
"I can't believe they're still using that guy as a Subway spokesperson! Robert Griffen III is terrible!"
"Some people rescued a great white shark that washed up on a beach, just like sharks would do for us if we were carried out into the ocean."