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Joke of the Day

"No one is sure how much it cost Coke to sponsor the Paralympics, but it undoubtedly cost an arm and a leg."

"If I'd been around in France when Marie Antoinette said ""let them eat cake,"" I would've been like ""wait a minute, let's hear this lady out."""

"I guess I didn't lobby hard enough to make extroduce the word of the year."

"Sally Jokes Why did sally fall of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock? *who's there?* Not Sally."

"My mother gave me her old dildo She said it's been in the family for centuries....."

"Time flies when you throw your alarm clock out the window."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastards."

"I had the shingles on my house redone, and the contractor lied to me about his pricing. I was expecting it to be done for free; he said it was going to be on the house."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a vagina? A vagina is still good after a couple of nails"

"What do you call the area where a horse lives? The NEIGHHHHHHborhood"