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Joke of the Day
"I guess I didn't lobby hard enough to make extroduce the word of the year."
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"I told my friend that I grew up Catholic. She asked if I had ever been molested. I'm still pretty butt hurt about that"
"So I heard you just saw a play at Ford Theater, how was it? It was Mind-Blowing"
"I told my psychiatrist that I have been hearing voices. He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite nation? Discrimination."
"Yo mama so fat She's a reddit admin"
"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary code and those who do not."
"You know what would be a good name for a cocaine delivery service company? Instagram"
"The story of Snow White teaches us something very important: NEVER eat fruit."
"What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely dear he looks good enough to eat!'"