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Joke of the Day

"I guess I didn't lobby hard enough to make extroduce the word of the year."

"What do you call an exaggeration of mens genitalia? A phallus-y!"

"What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza? A pizza doesn't shoot up a school."

"I wear Fake ""Vans""(Shoes) So I just call them cars."

"The milk is so good its Legendary"

"A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum... The doctors described his condition as stable."

"Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses? They got Snowden."

"How long does it take for a Jew to get 100 meters far? It depends on the wind strength."

"[Cat Businessmen] ""Geez, Phil, you look exhausted. Being a new father is tough, huh."" *sighs* I only got 16 hours of sleep last night."

"I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked."