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Joke of the Day

"If I'd been around in France when Marie Antoinette said ""let them eat cake,"" I would've been like ""wait a minute, let's hear this lady out."""

"Wanna hear a joke about ebola? Nevermind, you won't get it."

"Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store? They would steal all the boos."

"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom? Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)"

"Pandas are proof that if you have a cute enough outfit no one will call you fat."

"Summer and winter had been growing apart as friends... when summer called up winter she ask him why he was so cold."

"Did you hear about that synthetic type of weed they made using dog hair? Instead of k2, they call it k9."

"[friend consoling me through bad break up] ""You need to eat, Luke. You can't just sit there"" *i start crying more* Karen & I used to eat"

"What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade? Flash-banged. ;)"

"It's an old true fact that girls like bad boys so don't text them back real fast and when you do say you were in a time out."