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Joke of the Day

"""You're going to love my friend. He's hilarious."" is still the best way to know you're about to meet an annoying person."

"Any skirt looks good on the back of the chair."

"I'm not saying she's a slut... But she's been banged more times than the first pipe on flappy bird"

"What do you call a clean Mexican? Spic and span"

"A crossdresser, a vegan and an athiest walk into a bar I only know because it's reposted every week"

"I wore my golf socks today There's a hole in one"

"What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11, because it is another 1."

"I was going to make a gay joke.... butt fuck it"

"How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The bear minimum"

"I asked a friend of mine what's the best joke he heard of. He told me to stand in front of a mirror. Still don't get it."