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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and a vagina? A vagina is still good after a couple of nails"

"What does an Ethiopian have in common with Yoko Ono? They both are living off of dead beatles."

"Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck."

"""I make everything sad, but I'll class your shit up."" - Violins"

"'Here's a good book' said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. 'How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.' 'No thank you' said Mrs Monster. 'My husband's got two heads already. . .'"

"Milky Way is Snicker's nut-less, gay little brother."

"My neighbour has had a record 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone's throw away in fact -StewartFrancis"

"""Ow that dog just nipped at me"" PEE ON IT! ""No man NO STOP THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR EVERYTHING"" I'M HERE FOR YA BUDDY!"

"a man walks into a bar he falls to the floor unconscious. oldy, but a goody."

"Why didn't the armless man get the joke? He just couldn't grasp it."