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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and a vagina? A vagina is still good after a couple of nails"

"Bollywood What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward? They think Cast is spelled with an e."

"A blind man walks into a bar... ... and table, and a chair"

"What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test? They bio-D-grade."

"If watching the big-screen TV with your pants off and a bag of Doritos is wrong, then they shouldn't have couches at this Best Buy."

"Doctors in the 40's used to prescribe orgasms to stressed women. Which seems pretty liberal until you realize he used his hand to do it."

"My kid is almost old enough for social media so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and their/there/they're."

"I'm pretty sure Robin Hood was black and he was just robbin the hood."

"How many Hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags in the woods."

"I hate giving good people bad news But I'm a reporter at Fox so all I got is bad news."