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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastards."

"Facebook: Because I like being reminded that I went to school with idiots."

"There was a kidnapping in my school today. Thank god he woke up."

"I'm not one to give parenting advice, but kids are a lot less likely to fight you on eating dinner if you don't give them lunch or breakfast"

"[outside eden] Adam: This isnt so bad Eve: Yea Adam: [mosquito lands on arm] Wtf is this [5 min later] Adam: [banging on gates] WE'RE SORRY"

"Casey Anthony Kim Kardashian's Marriage was Shorter than the line of Trick-or-Treat ers outside Casey Anthony's House"

"All the doctors at this hospital must have gone to This-Piece-Of-Medical-Equipment-Is-Not-A-Toy University and majored in ""boring""."

"I'm trans-GPA I'm a 4.0 student living in the body of a 2.0 student"

"Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels? Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!"

"DUCT TAPE. Turning ""No! no! no!"" into ""Mmm, mmm, mmm."""