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Joke of the Day

"What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K)."

"How many donald trumps does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He holds it up and the world revolves around him"

"INTERVIEWER: says here you were fired previously? ME: yeah, I tried putting pizza in the copier INTERVIEWER: [excitedly] did... did it work?"

"What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !"

"Facebook: Adele is such an inspiration. Instagram: Adele looking beautiful in her gown. Twitter: Adele sounds like a chimney sweeper."

"The second best ""asm"" is ""sarc."""

"I couldn't get past first base with the native girl she had her reservations"

"This motel room smells like despair. Or is that my deodorant? The tuna sandwich, maybe. This hooker? My jeans? I bet it's my jeans."

"Why did God bless Texas? He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris."

"Lochte: My record is the most credible, because... IM the world record holder."