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Joke of the Day

"The second best ""asm"" is ""sarc."""

"If cats could talk, they'd probably yell ""PARKOUR"" a lot."

"What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.......just kidding.....poop"

"Why don't tortoises wear scarves? They have turtlenecks"

"What do you call people with big ears? Nothing, they might hear you"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest"

"The only thing worse than Friday the 13th, is Monday the 13th"

"Do you know any columbine jokes? I guess I'll give it a shot"

"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus."