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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !"

"What smells better raw meat or a baby? Depends on how cooked the baby is."

"I don't see why everyone is up in arms about Oscar Pistorius.... Haven't we all woken up legless and fired a few into the missus?"

"How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients? He reads lips."

"At the Olympics a man went up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole. ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" ""No, I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?"""

"What's so lame about a duck President? Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!"

"Dear keyboard, They may touch you, but they can't take their eyes off of me. Sincerely, monitor."

"What do you call a camel with no humps? *Humphrey!*"

"The meanest man in the world Is the Warden who put a tack on the electric chair."

"What's the difference between a penis and a red light? My girlfriend won't blow a red light."