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Joke of the Day
"How do you describe Catwoman in one word? Purrfect"
Next Joke
"how many straight Vassar men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Both of them."
"Innuendos? I like to slip one in every now and again."
"What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ? A baked potato"
"Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! -Librarians arguing"
"Why did the lion always lose at poker? He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!"
"I recently had to stop making clothes for nuns... It was habit-forming."
"My GPS thinks we should see other drivers."
"I like my women like I like my coffee, Not-tea"
"Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas? The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!"