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Joke of the Day

"How do you top a car? Tep on the brake, tupid!"

"I think every joke should have a serious element of Fe-y"

"We all grew up in the hood Childhood"

"Why didn't JFK ever like vodka? Because he couldn't handle a few shots"

"Either the kids on my street were playing with sidewalk chalk, or this is a crime scene and a bunch of stars and cats just got murdered."

"Pokemon GO servers Yeah, that's it."

"This woman asked me if I had ever been in a stable relationship. I told her that I wasn't into livestock."

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine... Which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. /Jack Handy"

"Man goes to a restaurant Sits down at a table by himself and places a calender in front of him. The waiter ask why the calendar? Man replies ""I didn't want to be alone so I brought some dates"""

"No one will ever be as excited as a dad that just drove somewhere in less time than the GPS said it would take."