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Joke of the Day

"We all grew up in the hood Childhood"

"I wish i was like my coffee. Rich and strong."

"If you call & I don't answer, I'm not dead, I'm napping. - Things I have to say to my mom"

"Someone hash-tagged ""share the love,"" and I read it as ""shave the love."" I thought, yeah, I can get on board with that."

"What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common? A bus driver can't change his stops."

"How can you tell if your wife is dead? If the sex stays the same but the dishes pile up."

"It took eating 1 chocolate covered almond for me to make the decision that I will eat like shit for the rest of the day."

"Girl at party tells me that ""That wasn't funny"". Her review was biased one, as she was the subject of ""That"" that ""wasn't funny""."

"girl are u a hyperlink in an email from my grandma, because I think u gave me a serious virus"

"I got really upset when I noticed my wife shovelling snow in the freezing cold But then I just closed the blinds."