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Joke of the Day

"Girls treat guys like monkey bars. They don't let go of the last one until they got a grip on the next one."

"What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman? Premature ejactulation."

"Men: Don't lie to your woman, she'll catch you. Don't tell her the truth, she'll be pissed. Just pray for a brick to fall on your head."

"COP: Freeze!!! EXCEL: LOL no problem"

"You know what channel The Republican debate is on? I don't know man, maybe check Comedy Central?"

"What came first, internet porn or ""clear all search history""?"

"What should you do if you're cold? Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees."

"Here's a joke The amount of subscribers to this community"

"Her: See ya later alligator! Me: *slithers into swamp*"

"Let's be honest. They're windshield wipers for about a week, then they're just smudgers."