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Joke of the Day

"What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman? Premature ejactulation."

"A man with goat legs and horns walks into a bar... It's only Satyr"

"why was 6 afraid of 777? because it's like a really large number and stuff"

"I liked that new movie about the masseuse. It had a happy ending."

"I'm going out with a girl I met online who's a vegetarian... I've never met *herbivore* :)"

"A black man and a feather fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The feather. The black man is stopped by the rope."

"[diary, day 3642 on deserted island] How can I still be fat?"

"Funny pick up line Are you from Japan? Because I want to get in Japanese!"

"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use Lubricant."

"What is the hardest part about admitting you are a gay lion? Having to swallow your pride."