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Joke of the Day
"Let's be honest. They're windshield wipers for about a week, then they're just smudgers."
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"What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric? ""Take us to your liter."""
"I'm thinking of visiting Saudi Arabia based on the upcoming week's forecast It's mostly Sunni"
"I would tell you a joke about UDP/IP But you probably wouldn't get it"
"perfume should come with instructions like on medicine: Dab LIGHTLY on pulse points Do NOT marinade in event of overdose take shower"
"I know a trick to make my dick 2 meters long... ... I fold it in half."
"If you had a gun with 1 bullet and you see Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton chilling in a boat in pacific ocean who would you shoot? I'd shoot god damn fucking boat because both deserves to sink."
"i want a google chrome plugin that's a todolist manager and the way you launch it is, you visit twitter, but it shows your todos instead"
"My dog. My fucking dog got neutered. Now he's just my dog."
"How does an Irishman's future look like? Very blight."