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Joke of the Day
"Let's be honest. They're windshield wipers for about a week, then they're just smudgers."
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"I gave my russian wife a shirt.. but all she did was iron curtains. PS: Found a similar comment."
"My mom always said I was like a punctuation mark I am an exclamation mark when I should have just been a period."
"I searched your life up on google... ...it gave me an error 404"
"gonna have me one of them sexy closed-casket funerals, leave somethin to the imagination"
"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? He was too far out, man"
"Teeth are always in style!"
"Just sang & made up multiple lyrics w/ actions to ""If you're happy & u know it"" for thirty minutes... In case u need help writing that novel"
"Welcome to Alzheimer's Club. I see a lot of new faces today."
"What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter? You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter"