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Joke of the Day
"What came first, internet porn or ""clear all search history""?"
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"Closing time, son ""Huh?"" You don't have to go home but you can't stay here ""But I live here Dad"" *Dad stares at me* Don't forget your Xbox"
"'Ghost In The Shell' ran tests to make white actors look asian. Turns out actors aren't very good at math."
"What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date? He wax off"
"This dumbass next to me on the highway is texting and driving."
"Does anyone see this? Test post please respond"
"A man died while masturbating The doctors said he died from a stroke."
"I don't really care for the New England Patriots, but Lance Armstrong used a deflated ball for years and no one said anything."
"A Boston Marathon runner was asked about his experience. He said it was a blast."
"teacher: i'm considering moving the test to next week. you guys down with that? me (too loud): down like the dog at the end of marley & me!"