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Joke of the Day

"Her: See ya later alligator! Me: *slithers into swamp*"

"What did the Mother say to her son when she saw him eating cookies for breakfast? Your Dad and I are getting a divorce."

"""Hey babe, you smell that?"" ""No."" ""Me neither, start cooking."

"What happens when you double park your frogs? They get toad!"

"It is much easier to hula hoop with an erection."

"Me: tries to sleep Brain: M: B: M: B: M: B: if one synchronized swimmer drowns do the others have to drown too?"

"A math joke What do you call a bag that never approaches anything? *an asymp-tote*"

"How did the pig get out of the tree? The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's the ""R"" but it's really the ""C"". Happy talk like a pirate day!"

"How do you know when there's a lead singer at the door? The knocking is all out of rhythm, they can't find the key, and they never know when to come in!"