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"What did the Mexican fireman name his children? Jose and Hose B"
"Did you hear about the woman who became a prostitute because she was so scared of being homeless? She was *whore*-ified!"
"Female sprinters are so hot. I've been trying to bang one for years. But they always outrun me."
"I'm giving up spellcheck for Lant"
"Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with a fork? So they don't bite their fingers"
"A joke I made up when I was high: Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face? Because they're always footing the bill."
"What do you call an Asian who is always on time? Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha."
"Know why Jedi don't get married? Because they know divorce will be with them. Always."
"Two Borg walk into a holodeck. .. They wanted a simulation of all mankind."