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"male friend ""i hate tea""... me ""of course you like tea!"" friend ""...?"" me ""tit-teas..."""
"What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone? ""You're dead to me"""
"Humans: we're not like snakes Also Humans: mmmm eggs"
"What sex position produces the ugliest offspring? I don't know go ask your mom."
"Someone asked me the other day whole my favorite superhero is... I said that I thought iceman was pretty cool"
"What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey? A Meringueutan"
"A problem shared is a problem halved Unless that problem is an STD"
"Did you ever ask your parents what went wrong, people named Lasagna?"
"I like my women like I like my psychiatrists... Jung."