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Joke of the Day
"What do STDs and jokes have in common? They're both easily spread."
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"DATE: ...so that's how I ended up at Harvard Law! ME: Sometimes I make a fruit salad in my mouth by biting into different kinds of fruit LOL"
"I want to give my ex a great Valentines present to show him how much I still care. I think I'll go all out and buy him a Toyota."
"concerned about people posting false lunches. lying about the food they ate on here. fraud meals. please start putting the receipts up"
"A skink and a skunk had a baby what did they call it? Bustamante. After the grandfather."
"Just had an interview with a girl with a lazy eye. So I just had an interview with a girl with a lazy eye....didn't know what eye to look at.....so I just stared at her tits."
"Why do you never see prostitutes on airplanes? They don't give a flying fuck."
"My girlfriend said she was leaving me because I never pay attention ...or something like that... I wasn't really listening."
"I changed my wifi name to ""14.4k dial up connection"" so no one would bother stealing my signal."
"Mental illness isn't a disease... ... It's all in the mind."