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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never see prostitutes on airplanes? They don't give a flying fuck."
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"Advertising agencies should start using gametes in their commercials Because you know, sex cells"
"My girlfriend was complaining that I never buy her flowers. I didn't even know she sold them."
"What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA? The former has a cunning array of stunts"
"Corny computer jokes? Why was the spider inside the Computer? He was looking for a webpage!"
"Sunday is the only day of the week I can say, ""I'll do it in a minute,"" never do it, and not feel guilty."
"What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp? Names"
"so, apparently trump is living in trump tower and not the white house one more reason why i want to blow up the tower"
"Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween? Galapaghost Islands."
"What do you call a medieval dentist? A plaque doctor."