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Joke of the Day

"I changed my wifi name to ""14.4k dial up connection"" so no one would bother stealing my signal."

"GUY 1: I beat cancer GUY 2: I backpacked thru Europe GUY 1: So what? GUY 2: And I didn't tell anyone about it when I got back GUY 1: You win"

"Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow? Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!"

"Jesus is really mad at me, and I don't know why. I even said have a good friday!"

"What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl? Gives the X Box back to grandkids"

"Q - Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? A - Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge."

"How come jokes about Blacks and Hispanics aren't funny? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"

"Maybe this is just the wine talking, but I'm fermented grapes inside a guy's stomach making him think he really likes you"

"""Doctor, tell me, if I quit drinking will, will I live longer?"" ""It will definitely feel longer. """

"What's similar between Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd? Both of their last big hits were the wall."