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Joke of the Day

"DATE: ...so that's how I ended up at Harvard Law! ME: Sometimes I make a fruit salad in my mouth by biting into different kinds of fruit LOL"

"I went to the local buy and sell to see if there were any cool old jack in the boxes. But nothing jumped out at me."

"i went to the doctor and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives."

"Why did Napoleon return from exile? He needed more Elba room."

"I'm a Lit major. I did my thesis on why my car is in the front yard and I'm sleeping with my clothes on."

"One month of nofap here i pun! *Cum"

"Did you hear about the Meat Packing CEO? He built his empire from the ground up. Ground up meat."

"So I accidentally called my teacher 'mommy' yesterday... Now she knows exactly what kind of porn I'm into."

"Why don't Black people like to go on cruises? ... Because they're not falling for that one again."