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Joke of the Day

"'Failed to send tweet,' is Twitter's polite way of saying, 'Dude..'"

"""What if Waldo finds me first?"" I ask naively. Grandma closes the book; the blood drains from her face. ""Don't let that happen,"" she warns."

"Teens are leaving FB for Twitter & Instagram to escape parents. Silly rabbits, we were here first."

"The wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help me get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and gave her some diet pills."

"If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They would eventually find me attractive"

"What do you call a gay guy's kidney stones? Fruity pebbles"

"I invented the sandal for people with one leg. It was a flop."

"Ever hear the one about the ""gay moon""? My son made this up and told it to me today. Look mom it's the ""gay moon"". Why are you calling the sun ""gay moon""? Because it is FLAAAAMINGGG!"

"TIL that someone in the UK gets stabbed every 52 seconds Poor guy."

"Have you heard like 50% of Chinese people have cataracts? Yeah, I guess the other 50% drive ""rincoln towncah""."