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Joke of the Day

"What's blue and white, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A fridge with a denim jacket on."

"What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin'. they hatin'."

"What's E.T. short for? He's only got small legs."

"Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected. That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women."

"nws, easter what Some told me they were going to an egg toss, me, Is that an oral sex party"

"What's the cheapest present for an ophan? A tattoo with dad"

"What do female ghosts have? BooOOOooobs."

"Time for a limerick... On the first date with her new man, Keith Young Pamela let out a queef. He tried to ignore That she's surely a whore But at least her bjs had no teeth!"

"Those people who try to tear you down are just pissed that they can't reach you where you are standing."