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Joke of the Day

"If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They would eventually find me attractive"

"Imagine if you killed a shark then got reincarnated as a shark but the shark you killed was really popular & all the sharks knew it was you."

"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women"

"I said a funny joke and my friend told me to post it here. /r/The_Donald"

"As a young girl she played the game Operation and dreamed about the day she could illegally harvest vital organs in real life."

"{Bear walks up to me} ME: Plays dead BEAR: Get up, I just want to talk. Who are you voting for in the election ME: Ugh, a poller bear"

"What do you call an apathetic Russian? A So-be-it."

"Q: How do you catch a rabbit? A: Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises."

"Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed."

"Can't wait to walk down the aisle. The frozen food aisle. Marry me, ice cream."