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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay guy's kidney stones? Fruity pebbles"

"If during the first five minutes of meeting a new person, he doesn't tell you he is a vegetarian... He is not a vegetarian."

"If I have a son, he's going to be named Alvin Simon Theodore, and it'll be funny as hell whenever anyone gets mad and yells his full name."

"What game did the Rabbi play with the Baby? PeekaJew"

"So I was driving down the road one day, and somebody threw a lump of cheese at me... and I thought to myself, that's not very mature..."

"I found a bug in Madden 2015 I sacked Tony Romo, and he didn't break his collarbone."

"I masturbated when the clock struck 12 tonight It was the stroke of midnight"

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey-cokey But I turned myself around and that's what it's all about."

"What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate? Neither of them got to sea!"