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Joke of the Day

"The wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help me get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and gave her some diet pills."

"What do triangles do in the summer? They tan."

"I gave up viagra It was hard at first..."

"What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? At least you can see the asshole in front of you when you're eating pussy."

"Bragging about how much you receive in alimony only demonstrates how much someone was willing to pay to get rid of you."

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls in the corner!"

"Had to quit my job as an underwear model because the photographer kept telling me, ""I'm just a cashier"" and that I ""need to leave Macy's."""

"Who won the 1940 Tour De France? The 7th Panzer division"

"4-year-old: Are hot dogs made from real dogs? Me: Would you eat them if they were? 4: No! Me: 4: Unless I had ketchup."

"I went to an Anti- Abortion rally... Their slogan was ""our movement is unstoppable, they will never defetus"""