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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard like 50% of Chinese people have cataracts? Yeah, I guess the other 50% drive ""rincoln towncah""."

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming like the rest of the people in the car!"

"Say what you will about grammar nazis At least they aren't anti-semantic."

"What did Jimmy Carter say to Ronald Reagan? Let me Eat your Turds !! Lol !!"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Its a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"What is brown and runny? Usain Bolt"

"I just hit a Smart car and now it's my hood ornament."

"the grocery store guy left the eggplant out of the bag because he must have known i was gonna eat it on the drive home"

"No, YOUR incapable of properly employing the second-person possessive pronoun."