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Joke of the Day

"yes lassie? ""bark"" Timmy's in the well and you pissed in my slippers and you told me about Timmy first so I wouldn't get mad ""bark"" smart"

"I used to know a guy who shaved around six or seven times a day and still had a beard at the end of the day He was a Barber."

"Inside everybody there's a still, small voice seeking to guide them on their journey through life. It was put there by the CIA."

"I punched Dwayne Johnson in the butt... I guess I hit rock bottom **ba-dum-tss**"

"3 years ago I trained 6 days a week & ran a 5K. Now I run my mouth 6 days a week telling the pizza delivery guy how I ran a 5K 3 years ago."

"Why is it good to post jokes about feminists? It promotes equality."

"My roommate is such a hypocrite when it comes to sharing. Apparently it's okay for him to finish my leftover pizza, but it's not okay for me to finish in his girlfriend."

"It is much easier to hula hoop with an erection."

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty hot."

"What rhymes with orange? no, it doesnt."