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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ? A receding hare-line."

"For father's day my grandpa got a SUV Socks, Underwear, and Viagra"

"A racist joke Donald Trump"

"Finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!"

"My grandpa just died of lung cancer... He fought it asbestos he could."

"it's cool how the members of Anonymous are so good at computer stuff, but also wrote so many great poems and inspirational quotations."

"trying to find the meaning of life next up is ""lift"" followed by ""ligament"",ooh i love this dictionary"

"A kiss makes my whole day Anal makes my hole weak."

"What is an electricians favorite type of news Current events"

"Husband has fake roaches that he sets up around the house to scare the shit out of me 24/7. I'm putting out positive pregnancy tests. HA."