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Joke of the Day

"My mother's maiden name is Password"

"One drink, I feel glamorous Two, I get amorous Three, a bit stammerous Anymore than four, I'm on the floor, all drooly and hammerous"

"I Thought having a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant... But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby"

"Spell ""pound"" in two letters. Lb."

"Did you hear about the pirates who became shoe shiners? They were s*washbuckling*!"

"I was arrested for indecent exposure, but, sadly, released for lack of evidence."

"Adele has confirmed that her new album will be called 25... Not for her current age, but for the number of snickers bars she had for breakfast"

"The early bird gets the worm but the early worm gets eaten, so... I choose sleep."

"I told my friend that Jewish people call God by a different name. He said, ""No way!"", to which I replied, ""Yahweh""."

"Want to hear a joke? Women's sports"