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Joke of the Day
"My mother's maiden name is Password"
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"A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says I don't have a headache!"" He says ""Aha!"""
"What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza? Lil seizure"
"Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside? --- HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE"
"The difference between kids waking you up and an alarm clock, is that you can throw the alarm across the room"
"In what kind of accident will you lose both your hands and your eyes? An accident you cant quite come to grips with because you never saw it coming."
"100% of the people that talk sh!t about your life, have sh!ttier lives than you."
"July 4th celebrates the original Brexit. Thanks George"
"Why is New Jersey called the Garden State? Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house."
"[2019 USA] ""Where are you from?"" -Trumpsylvania, how about you? ""North Trumpkota"""