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Joke of the Day
"My mother's maiden name is Password"
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"Did you hear the one about the pizza? Ugh, nevermind. It's too cheesy."
"People that have their kids on a leash get very defensive when you pet them."
"When I told my buddy that I'd be with his mom tonight, he informed me that she had died 5 years ago That's never stopped me before"
"I'm sorry I jumped on you, from a distance you looked like a conclusion."
"What's the difference between golf and sky diving? Twack......... Shit!"