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Joke of the Day
"All who believe in Telekinesis.... All who believe in Telekinesis raise my hand."
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"Have you heard about the constipated math teacher? He worked the problem out with a pencil. On a sheet of paper."
"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? Books have papers...."
"Three stages of a man's life . . . . . Want to stand up Want to stand up Want to stand up"
"There's a hotel with no bathrooms Its called the Holdinit Inn"
"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom."
"You hear the one about a geologist that was an alcoholic? He found rock bottom."
"[2 toads chillin'] Yo, we should start a rumor that if u lick us you'll get high. ""Whaaaat, that's genius."" We gon' get mad licked, son."
"Bill Clinton was surprised to find his old sandwich maker is ahead 12 points in the polls."
"Wanna impress me iTunes? Let me download a motherfucking pizza."