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Joke of the Day
"What can run out before you've had a chance to use it? Slaves."
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"I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."
"My ex dumped me because of my constant Linkin Park references. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."
"If I could be a superhero, I'd be Aluminum Man. My superpower would be foiling crime."
"The best part of the birthday notifier on Facebook is, I meet people that I didn't even know were on my friends list."
"HR: know why you're here? Me: I put my tongue in the candy cutter Union: well..unsafe..but fired? HR: the candy cutter's name is Trish"
"What's the cheapest type of meat to buy?? Deer balls; because they're under a buck."
"Hate to be nosey, people in the hallway, but you're too effing loud and yes, that mole should be looked at."
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls? Sparky."
"Doctor Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?"