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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?"
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"A Roman walks into a bar... ... holds up two fingers, and says ""Five beers please!"""
"Did you hear about the new Canadian pornographic news network? I'll jizz here, eh?"
"There was an episode of the Flintstones where a mechanic worked on Fred's car HEY FRED YOURE GETTING RIPPED OFF THERE IS NO ENGINE IN THERE"
"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad, I had to take his bike away"
"I was talking to coworkers about quitting this job and working as a pornographic actor... I decided against it, because I realized I was quitting ""This fucking job for that fucking job."""
"A true Columbus Day sale in a mattress store would mean all the merchandise is infested with smallpox"
"This Independence Day please remember that fireworks are not a toy, they are meant to be aimed at the nearest British ship."
"I take the time every night to read Facebook statuses to my children as part of my stay in school campaign."
"I ran over someone and now there's a bunch of flowers where it happened. It's like, I came back to apologize, not be lavished with gifts"