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Joke of the Day
"If I could be a superhero, I'd be Aluminum Man. My superpower would be foiling crime."
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"What do you call a singer who enjoys spicy food? Frank Sriracha"
"""Comedians"" don't RT because? A. Their tweets are pure gold. B. This is just a joke-tryout site. C. They know we're all funnier than them."
"How small you are in the universe In class there is a sub in class and is talking about how small I am in the universe and I reply ""teacher I'm small in the universe but I know were I'm big"""
"Why can't you trust a snowman? Because they're all a bunch of flakes"
"A man walks into a bar... ""ouch"""
"A skeleton walks into a bar... And tells the bartender, ""I'll have a beer, and a mop."""
"So funny how ""go to sleep"" and ""do parkour"" sound exactly the same to kids."
"Holland break FIFA rules by accidentally scoring against Brazil"
"My parents once made me smoke a whole pack of cigarettes in one sitting. To teach me about brand loyalty."