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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls? Sparky."
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"What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink? Picardi and coke"
"Scientists say there are now 4 confirmed states of matter Solid matter Liquid matter Gas matter and most recently... Black Lives matter"
"What cologne do engineers wear? Elon's musk"
"So Kim Jong Un just banned sarcasm in North Korea... Well that's good. Proves everything he did before that was all 100% serious"
"So I found out a new way to piss people off"
"What does a cynical Irishman drink? Whiskey sour"
"You ever pump your gas slowly on purpose so no one realizes you only had $3 on you"
"What is the longest word in the english language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"Me: Did you hear that? Her: Go check it out Me: Are You Crazy? They always kill the good looking people first Her: You'll be alright"