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Joke of the Day

"I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

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"What's the difference between a pizza and a woman The crust on the pizza tastes good."
"What's red, and bad for your teeth? A brick."
"The beauty of a text message is that it transcends time. You respond at your leisure. Unless it's from your wife, then you have 30 seconds."
"Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine? A mental hospital"
"What did one little lesbian frog say to the other? ""We really do taste like chicken!"""
"What do you call a female dog with a pH over 7? A basic bitch."
"A Roman guy walks into a bar, raises two fingers, and says... ""I'll take five beers."""
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Me and my running friends always run 5Ks, but now they want to run 10K races and I really hate running 10Ks"
"A drunk man walks into a bar... ... and a table... and a chair..."